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Friday, February 24, 2006

white men under attack!

Found this little gem in today's DAILY WILDCAT. Now, I haven't met Mr. Wilson, and perhaps I'm jumping the gun here, but something tells me our beloved alumnus is a very, very angry white man who feels his heterosexual freedoms are being threatened by Mexicans and lesbians, among others. I'm inclined to believe he doesn't appreciate the mentally disabled, either.

Where Wilson really shines-- and maybe this is just me-- is when he tips his hat to the turkey baster. Well-chosen, breathtakingly vivid imagery to conclude a highly compelling manifesto.

Without further ado:


Liberalism the true 'mental disorder'

I found Gabriel Leake and Aaron Finke's letters pertaining to social illness quite amusing. However, both failed to hit the bull's-eye on what liberalism really is. Michael Savage said it best: Liberalism is a mental disorder. If not all, most liberals I have met are the most delusional, illogical, unrealistic people in the world. The self-proclaimed champions of open-mindedness and compassion are nothing more than the champions of double standards and hypocrisy. In the end, liberals are nothing more than the very same things they accuse conservatives of being day-in and day-out: racist, closed-minded, homophobic, etc. Here are some examples that further illustrate how serious of a mental disorder liberalism really is, especially from some of the professors I have had in sociology and women's studies classes at the UA:

Sensitivity is more important than truth, and feelings are more important than facts.

White people are only capable of being racist, while every other race is only capable of being the victim of racism.

Men are only capable of being sexist and rapists while women are only capable of being the victims of sexism and rape.

Minorities in general are never capable of achieving anything on their own without special treatment from the government.

A true minority is not determined by skin color or number, but rather by the stereotypical images seen in American pop culture.

Cigarettes are bad, but illegal drugs are good for you.

A true man is determined not by the size of his balls and ability to take responsibility, but by the ability to get in touch with his feminine side.

America is the enemy and not the terrorists in the Middle East.

Poverty and not a lack of self-control is the reason why people commit crimes.

Gays should not have to be open-minded towards having straight sex but straight people should be open-minded towards having gay sex.

The only acceptable way for a woman to become pregnant is to insert herself with a turkey baster and not a man's penis.

After seeing how messed up liberals are, thank goodness America is leaning more to the right.

Donald Wilson
UA alumnus


Blogger John Hedtke said...

Um, what can I say about this guy but "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!" :)

Kind of a horse's petoot, ain't he?

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Paul Cambiluvstuf said...

Umm, what the fu?! That is some moronic shit. Why must the right argumentative agenda be so based on closing their ears and eyes before opening their mouths?

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